What would you name a new programming language?

No context. what are some great names for a new programming language?

6 points | by TristanMB 1 day ago

18 comments

  • recursivecaveat 15 hours ago
    Just remember the "rules of making things findable on the internet": no special characters (ascii letters only), and unique enough to be one of the top results when googled unqualified. Otherwise half of the people will start calling it "csharp" instead of C# or "golang" instead of go.

    I'm partial to looking at non-english words because they frequently have these properties and there's basically an unlimited number to choose from.

  • LeonardoTolstoy 21 hours ago
    Tolstoy after my old dog. But also because I think a good language name should be able to be iterated on. E.g. C can become D or E or F. Java can be Mocha or Cappuccino. Etc.

    With my new language Tolstoy you'd be able to have a little family of languages all named after classic authors. Tolstoy, Dickens, Melville etc. Plus my dog Tolstoy was the best dog ever so bonus for everyone as well.

  • scheintag 14 hours ago
    Didn't chatGPT come out around the time Oumuamua made its appearance? All the rendered images of Oumuamua make the asteroid appear like a GiantPetrifiedTurd, no doubt expelled by a GIANT ancient alien. This makes the acronym portion of AI technology become Chat Giant Petrified Turd, a perfect analogy for the bad odor attached to human conversing mouths. So common sense dictates that a good programming language name could be Fee-C.
  • OhMeadhbh 1 day ago
    I can't say what I would name a language, but I always loved "WSFN" which stands for nothing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WSFN_(programming_language) .
    • TristanMB 1 day ago
      what about the following?: - B - Sage - manifest
  • ted_bunny 18 hours ago
    What is the language like? This seems an overbroad question to me.
  • VivaTechnics 1 day ago
    Something short, simple, fundamental, low-level and deeply techie:

    Xor, XORY

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    These are all excellent names: C, C++, Rust, Ada, Julia, Shell, Bash, etc.

    • TristanMB 1 day ago
      >These are all excellent names

      Wholeheartedly agree. what about something like Sage? B? You/U? Manifest?

      • VivaTechnics 1 day ago
        - Maybe, design your language first, then name it.

        - Single-letter names are mostly taken (e.g., B: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_(programming_language)

        - Focus on one key feature your language does better than others. Low-level languages are trending; high-level application languages are crowded. For example, if you could make assembly-style code user-friendly, that could be a strong niche.

  • codingclaws 18 hours ago
    Thinking of what to name an app or language is torturous.
  • prxtl 1 day ago
    Chai
    • chistev 19 hours ago
      Are you Nigerian? Lol
  • ksherlock 16 hours ago
    imp. But only if it imperatively imports the implication operator.
  • jjgreen 1 day ago
    LangeyMcLangeFace
  • ted_bunny 18 hours ago
    Desperanto
  • LargoLasskhyfv 17 hours ago
    Glitch = General Language Interpretation Technology Cyber Hotness.

    Zone = Zero Overhead Neural Enhancement

  • dalmo3 22 hours ago
    Gsus
  • l1ng0 1 day ago
    Bork
  • 0xhald 1 day ago
    rosa
  • dileeparanawake 1 day ago
    Dingle3000
  • andsoitis 1 day ago
    Pro Lapse